What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.