Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!