Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Population Jokes More Population Jokes

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*