Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.