Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen