Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.