What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!