Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix