Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks