Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.