What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.