What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.