What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!