Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.