What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!