What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call freshly made cheese?

Goudas-new

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda