Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!