Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees