How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!