How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.