How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.