What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.