What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.