What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.