What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.