What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Who is she?

OP's mom

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.