What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.