Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?

Candy Kush.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What are your desires?

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.