Cause he always plays with Pooh.
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Because he always plays with Pooh.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
She reads them pig tales.
Because he was an old boar.
They were all slow loiners.
At a school for higher loining.
Because he plays with Pooh.
PIGLET: Beets me!
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Have a pigjama party!
Because the trees break wind.
Because it was covered in sheet
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
a failure!
Hiss-tory !
Don't go to school.
Now you're just Stallin.
There was a birthday potty.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
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