Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.