Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !