Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.