Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin