What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.