What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.