What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.