What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05