Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.