Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !