Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !