What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry