What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.