What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.