He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
A. An Ocean "Liner"
Wizz Air
A wok-through.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
They both like a tight seal.
He's from Team Rocket
she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
Six foot force :)
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
I'm asking for for a friend.
Trees. They're quite shady.
Hose.
