What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible