What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise