What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.