What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.