Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce