Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What's 1+1?

2

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce