Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2