Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.