Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.