Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.