Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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As developing children their knee grows.

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If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.