Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache