Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.