Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.