What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!