What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

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How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters