Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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A jihahahad!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How do you know if balls are ticklish?

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They both let me stick it in only one place.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary