What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.