What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.