What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.