Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.