They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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He hates camping
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A: They make good paddles.
Because they're campers.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Their motto is "be prepared"
A refuse sack.
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!
To get to the other side
A son of a hitch!
Because he was in-tents
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
One's wanted.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Concentration camps.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Slanta Claus.
Because their aims are white up my street
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
