Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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He was a card shark!

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Hole is gonna be huge."

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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Wooden you like to know

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.