Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Dam.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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An HTC One M8.

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Shoot him again.

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He resisted a rest.

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Because they're campers.

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He hates camping

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How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bearren.

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Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.