Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.