Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!