Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.