Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.