Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.