Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.