How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey