What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.