How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.