How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.