What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.