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With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
The ghoulscorer.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Oinkment.
Because they get under your skin.
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
Just out of Curiosity...
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
A neck-romancer
Because he was a neck-romancer....
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
You might actually get me to sub here.