What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license