License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license