How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085